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holiday orphan

A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.

I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.

by C Tasch November 24, 2022


Give it to the orphans.

Phrase letting convenience store clerks know that you don't want to wait the 8 seconds for your change and that they should instead just drop it into the charity bucket after you leave.

Tom: "Just the one 40 of Old English please."
Clerk: "That'll be $2.50."
Tom: *gives $3
Tom: "Give it to the orphans."
Tom: *walks out.

by sean90 June 26, 2014


orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.

That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.

by Clanktree November 17, 2017


Orphan Squad

A fun squad of orphans just causing chaos wherever they go. And sometimes they make themselves bigger by making more orphans.

Ex: BRO! our orphan squad just got bigger. Let's make more orphans.

by Zii-- April 24, 2021


We Are Orphans

A Name for people who like having dead parents and are gay.

Hah! His name is We Are Orphans he must be gay and has no parents!

by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021


snowballing orphan

Punch your partner in the face so that they get two black eyes. Then jerk off in thier mouth and slap then so the semen comes flying out.

I'm going to jail because I gave a snowballing orphan to Laura Bush.

by Below Me March 24, 2007

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Gay orphan

A orphan that likes the same gender as you

โ€˜โ€™Oh shit a gay orphan he fucking a guy in the buttholeโ€™โ€™

by Gaygang69420 November 3, 2019

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