patch day

The day that shines with human error. Happens when MMORPGs get updated or "fixed" with a patch, and madness breaks out on the forums about "Omg I cant log in!" or "Fix teh game or im not paying no more!!" Then they try to blame it on the players that they are doing something wrong.

Usually lasts until the start of the next day.

Never play on patch day.

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pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

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soul patch

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

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privacy patch

any artice of clothing worn discreetly to hide your "hooha" or private area.

"Danann CAN do a keg stand although in a dress b/c of her PRIVACY PATCH"

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pirate patch

The REAL true original name for "eyepatch"
As the English language deteriorated over time into various forms of slang, the word "eyepatch" was introduced into society. Thus, incorrectly replacing "pirate patch."

Tina: I really need a pirate patch to wear.

Son" You mean an eye patch?

Tina: Nooo it's really called an pirate patch! Look it up on urban dictionary!

Son: Oh, you're so right, it IS called a pirate patch. I'm so stupid and you're so smart Tina.goshhhh

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Diesel Patches

some random dude

Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"

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Snatch Patch

Term for women who don't shave down there.

She has a snatch patch.

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