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What your parents should have done....
if they would have used plan b, you would not be here.
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When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."
"Did you hear Lauren wants to have a kid soon?"
"Oh yeah, she's on the milf plan."
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When you and someone else make arrangements to hang out but the plans we're not officially made, therefore they can diminish like a cloud in the sky
"So are you and __ hanging out later?"
"I don't know, we made cloud plans"
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A sexual plan to be carried out by b1 and b2. Can only be attempted by those who are incredibly horny and love to experiment. Plan 69 can be carried out by:
1) Start by showering. This is to warm each other up and you must kiss and rub each other. Make sure to get hard and wet.
2) Once out of the shower, perform oral on your partner MAKING SURE you tease a lot. After each is satisfied, try out a 69 until you're ready to fuck her tits.
3) If you don't have any lube, suck on her tits for a while to get them wet and make sure your cock is still wet from the blowjob. Fuck her tits but make sure you don't cum yet!
4) Lay back on the bed and let her get on top of you. Let her ride your cock.
5) After she's tired, get her to lay back and fuck her missionary style, kissing each other.
6) If you can still fuck without cumming (you may have to slow down), fuck her really fast doggy style until youre close to finishing
7) Get her back on top and ride until you cum. Cum inside her and get her to continue riding your cock and cum to make a nice frothy milkshake. If she's really dirty get her to drink it.
b1: b2, i'm really horny tonight, ive masturbated 3 times in the past 3 hours and I think I can last an entire plan 69
b2: okay b1. Let's go to the shower and do plan 69.
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1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand.
2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.
3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
1. "Look, it's a simple plan: In the event of a volcanic eruption, get the hell out of town."
2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."
3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
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Name given to the Civil War plan devised by Union General Winfield Scott to seal the South off from the rest of the world.
Anaconda means huge snake. General Winfield Scott made the Anaconda Plan.
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One of the greatest bands ever that gets ridiculed by fan-boys that don't want to admit their fan-boys. They are also the best thing to come out of Canada
Simple Plan
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