professional bullshitter

Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.

Boy: I love you forever, I always have.

Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.

Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.

Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.

Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.

Girl: ya, I love you too.

A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.

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professional walker

simply put, a professional walker is a model. plain and simple.

hedi klum is a professional walker

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Professional Randomist

A Professional Randomist is someone with a wide and random assortment of skills. So random and wide that it is hard to describe their special talents and skills or a particular thing that they are good at.

Samantha knows how to do so many thing that it's hard to describe what kind of skills she has. She must be a Professional Randomist.

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professional asshole

Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters

Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.

Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.

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Young Professional

A recent graduate who spends their Saturday's socializing at "The fresh market", "Whole foods" or "Target" for the free wine tastings and samples of imported foods making it seem as though they are successful and well educated; when in reality, they are on their way home to indulge in a pack of ramen noodles followed by Wal-mart, then a trip to the Laundromat.

Kelly: "I love shopping at the fresh market but... do you smell that?"

Kelly: "It smells like ramen noodles mixed with cheap fabric softener."

Heather: "Oh don't worry, it's just a young professional."

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gracious professionalism

Don't be a jerk -Woodie Flowers

Let's say good game to this team even though we kicked there ass cause gracious professionalism :)

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Professional Victim

Someone who always thinks people are attacking her. She also fakes illnesses or ailments to get attention. Ex. Godlesswh_re

Man. Godlesswh_re is a professional victim,she is claiming the covid vaccine is giving her seizures.

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