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raptor drunk

A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.

James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?

Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!

by Smashasaurus December 25, 2013


Raptor mode

The state of being so drunk one actually begins to wander around like a raptor. Also can be used as a verb: To raptor or Raptoring.

Dude, keep that girl away from the liquor, she's in raptor mode.

by Lara Foster February 12, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raptor-Jesus

The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.

"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"

"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"

by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raptor Shreik

A type of scream used in metal - often high-pitched, getting higher as the scream goes on.

Not to be confused with pig squeals or similar poser-band screams.

Lamb of God has some of the best raptor shreiks in the world.

by PresidentBOB October 28, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


angry raptor

during sex in the doggie style position make yourself look like a raptor(i.e. make ur arms short by keeping your elbow bent and next to your ribs and get scrunched down like a pitcher in baseball) then procede to let a noise go out like a raptor.

last nite i was giving it 2 shela doggie style and pulled an angry raptor.

by AL MI T 1 April 7, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raptor Hands

A distinctive characteristic of an individual who has too much to drink. One would have raptor hands when one places their upper arms flat against their sides, only to have their forearms erected at a 90 degree angle, looking much like a raptor. Although scientists have studied raptor hands relentlessly, it is unclear why this pose is a side affect of intoxication.

"As soon as Steven began walking around the party with raptor hands, everyone knew that he had consumed the perfect amount of alcohol."

by onesexysquirrel April 14, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor

"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"

by Mr. Fields May 9, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž