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(Said after passing wind violently)
Cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets.
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A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
extra front teeth, usually sharp and unattractive, often interfering with one's smile
Did you see the bologna rippers on that guy?
That girl would be pretty minus the bologna rippers.
Something that takes up a lot of your time that you did not intend to spend on that activity. An engrossing activity, especially on the Internet.
The Urban Dictionary is a real time ripper.
When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.
1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.
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The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.
Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.
Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!
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A boner so big and hard that you feel like your jeans are gonna get ripped.
Guy 1: Alright, I saw Dan's 19 year old model sister in the shower yesterday, I got such a jean ripper!
Guy 2: Nice one.
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