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when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one
A new term that appeared after the Russian invasion to Ukraine and meaning "he/she always lies".
They are so Russian. They always say one thing, but do the complete opposite.
You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The one true savior. HE IS a jager main.
"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."
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1/3 Kahlua (Rum and Coffee Liqueur)
1/3 Smirnoff (Triple Distilled 100 Proof Vodka)
1/3 Starbucks (Vanilla Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink)
*Served Chilled or 2-3 Ice Cubes, Shaken or Stirred. Take care!
On Christmas Eve, I decided to have a Muddy Russian beverage.
Firstly, I can’t believe you dipshits didn’t have pet Russian on here. Basically, pet Russian likes to play with Russian weapons, squat, sustain himself off ammunition etc. he Was a large meme through late 2019 to pretty much right now. So the joke is you say come here my pet Russian, and it like squat runs up to you and wants ammo. As in...
Guy: COME HEEERREEE MY PET RUSSIAN
Pet Russian: *squat runs up to you, AK47 in hand and begs for 7.62
In Counter-Strike, hitting timed crouches while running; it produces a silent run/walk.
The 1337 nubsauce was russian walking and then pr0ceeded to lame me with awp.
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A substitute for a roach when rolling a joint.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.