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Everyone needs ten seconds after hitting a bong ,due to the fact that you inhale all the pain and stress in your life , you let it surround you’re brain and tighten until your suddenly hit with the real reality ,with your bong in your hands with a empty flame and a empty brain ....
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When you approach a girl at a bar or in a club and she doesn't want to talk to you or dance with you and blows you out, so you leave her alone. But later in the evening you see her making eyes at you because she has had second thoughts and decided she wants to talk to you after all.
Hey mate that bird who blew you out earlier, she's staring at you like she's having second thoughts. Get in there lad.
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specifically refers to having sex with a woman who has other men's semen in her vagina. (could be a gang bang)
He just had sloppy seconds
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The awkward goodbye that occurs when you've already said goodbye to someone but circumstances dictate a second goodbye, often accompanied with an awkward hug or handshake
FIRST GOODBYE
Person #1: Goodbye! I'll see you in a week!
Person #2: Okay, bye! Have fun!
*hug*
...10 minutes later
SECOND GOODBYE
Person #1: Bye again.
Person #2: All right, see you later. Maybe this is the last goodbye.
*awkward half-assed hug*
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Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.
No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.
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the shittiest bunch of shits who ever shat out a shit
Second Last is a band made up of a couple of retards who think that by covering Green Day (and forgetting the lyrics) that they're punk.
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when a friend or coworker feels as though they need to repeat everything they just heard on the radio (especially during morning shows), as though they are the only ones with ears or that they discovered the news themselves. usually a second speaker will reword things to sound as though they are more informed than they are.
everyday from 8:00 to 10:00, the guy that sits next to me at work is a total second speaker.
OR
radio: yesterday evening an armed robbery took place at a local jewelry store....
"second speaker": did you her about that jewelry store that got robbed last night?
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