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When you see something that creeps you out. Something like a pet peeve.
guy: Dude, I saw Jennifer's body last night! Wow, that did shiver my liver!
other guy: Umm yea *walks away*
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Shivering ones Imp is done by hooping multiple ice cubes into your rectum and then riding a man’s magic stick until he explodes.
My girlfriend wanted to spice up our bedroom activities, so she tied me up and proceeded to shiver my imp. What a wonderful evening ❤️.
When your pet lathers themself in peanut butter lube to slide in your asshole to keep warm.
Guy 1: my girl gave me the shivering dik-dik last night.
Guy 2: I thought that was for pets.
Guy 1: 😉
Guy 3: I thought you were single
I misheard “Shiver Me Timbers”
Ooh I’m so scared Shiver Me Nipples!
basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out
FFSOMG
Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!
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when you have to pee so bad and when you finally make it to the toilet, you actually shiver a bit because it feels so good to finally be peeing.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i had to pee so bad i totally just got the pee-pee shivers, i shook the whole toilet.
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to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.
Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!
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