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The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

Greg has The Cheese Touch

by Stetard March 23, 2020

74πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.

'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

24πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Right touch

As in, β€œa touch of luck”. Good fortune. Lady Luck.

I was supposed to go the mother-in-laws, but because of covid, I don’t have to go now, so it’s a right touch.

by djdusty December 22, 2020


touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

by Shizibizan January 19, 2021


The Cheese touch

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.

Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"

by Megladonrider August 18, 2020


touch freak

A person that does not like to have anyone initiate physical contact with them.

"Don't pat Joe on the back, last guy that did that got a broken hand! Hes a total touch freak."

by ooberhack3r June 8, 2009

38πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.

GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined

by guacablowme November 12, 2009

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž