Trombone Player

One of the most perverted verieties of band geek. They tend to be somewhat talented though. Band would be hard without them. The music they produce is beautiful.

Nick.
Nick is a trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his trombone durring marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.

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rusty trombone

Rusty Trompone: The sexual act where one partner gives a rim job while also giving their lucky partner the ol' reach around.

"She was licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time"

"Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone."

"Oh, I get it."

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Rusty Trombone

When a girl blows on your ass as she cradles your dick

My wife Joanne gave me a Rusty Trombone last night, I was pleased

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copper trombone

Receiving oral sex after engaging in raw anal sex. Thereby forcing the wench to smell her stank on the rod.

He fed her the copper trombone

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rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

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rusty trombone

when a female kneels behind a stanind man , licks his arsehole, reaches around and tugs the dick like a trumpet

my bitch gave me a sick rusty trombone last night

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Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.

Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.