Random
Source Code

tuba scoober

a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.

Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?

by Robster455333 June 22, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.

I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.

by Gem29 November 3, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tuning the tuba

playing with balls while giving head....

i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...

by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


flaming tuba

a tuba with a moltov cocktail inside

in wwii a tuba player was walking down the street wen a moltov was thrown into his tuba thus born the flaming tuba

by john large cock March 14, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tuba syndrome

- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)

"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"

by kidTHE August 10, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tuba Love

A tuba section limited event. The act of eating enough food each to make 3 people die of overfooding.

Dude, you ready for Tuba Love?

Yeah I brought 3 boxes of pizza!

by Golden Alliance August 31, 2014


Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010