a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.
Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?
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When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.
I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.
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playing with balls while giving head....
i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...
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a tuba with a moltov cocktail inside
in wwii a tuba player was walking down the street wen a moltov was thrown into his tuba thus born the flaming tuba
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- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)
"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"
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A tuba section limited event. The act of eating enough food each to make 3 people die of overfooding.
Dude, you ready for Tuba Love?
Yeah I brought 3 boxes of pizza!
Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.
The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).