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When you want to roast a dark skinned star wars fan.
Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?
Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!
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An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.
I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.
Mexican Vader throws better parties than Hancholo.
A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground.
He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.
Luke Skywalker - How did my father die?
Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.
henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.
someone with his own made up accent. he likes to dick people in cars moving at 120 mph. will do anything you tell him to. his legs are made out of metal.
vader tim just lost his virginity to a 500 pound black lady.