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Polly waddle

To act rude to someone or some group with the intent of making them your bitch.

Because Phil was a cool kid in high school he could successfully avoid the Polly waddling by bullies.

Because phil was a loser he was often Polly waddled by bullies at his school.

by THEREALphillyphil April 12, 2011


A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020


Go waddle into some ice

Used as a way to let out your frustration without swearing.

Also a fun way to Express anger

Can be used as a great comeback aswell.

"You think you're so cool"
" Go waddle into some ice"
"I-"
"Ye that's right. I said go waddle into some ice"

by Yours truly whatever it is August 6, 2020


the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.

Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!

by alexvause February 20, 2016


death waddle

The wiggling that occurs while driving in reverse at high speed on a gravel road.

He was going so fast his car began the death waddle rear ended the ditch.

by Bourach January 26, 2017


Johnny waddle

Tha act of being so good looking and so bad ass all your friends and family wish they were you.

He is so awesome. He must be a Johnny waddle

by December 23, 2022


Cabby Waddle

Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.

Oh damn look at Dave, he's all locked up in the hips with Cabby Waddle!

by I asked Mavis but she farted July 29, 2021