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When you are in a fight with a knife wielding foe and you take a punch at the same time as he takes a stab. By a bad stroke of luck your fist perfectly lines up with his knife hand effectively putting the blade in between your knuckles.
Wozza: "Mate, why is your hand bandaged"
Baz: "Cos Woz, got in a fight last night with some cunt with a knife. the fucker reverse wolverine'd me!!"
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Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.
"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"
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Hairy Vagina or pussy.
"You know that girl down the street? - "Yeah, why?" - "She has a hissing wolverine."
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When an event is so epic and filled with badassery that the great mutant Wolverine would consider it worthy of approval, it gets The Wolverine Stamp of Approval.
Guy: He just drove a car off of a roof into a burning building. Did he earn The Wolverine Stamp of Approval?
Wolverine: …
Guy: Well, he was also shooting terrorists at the time.
Wolverine: …
Guy: …
Wolverine: *Nod*
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A fan of the Michigan Wolverines who has absolutely no affiliation to the university. They, usually lacking a college education, tend to have low-end jobs and therefore buy their Michigan apparel from Wal-Mart. Using said goods, they inflate their own egos with the historical successes of the Michigan football team, mistakenly believing themselves to be better than any fans of Michigan's arch-rivals, Ohio State or Michigan State. Being that most of these fans have a college education, and have a much better job and life than the Michigan fan, they are in fact far more superior than this fan. When the Wolverines do poorly, this person's ego is destroyed to the point where their existence becomes so pitiful that they will never, ever get laid.
Steve is such a Wal-Mart Wolverine, he thinks he's better than my son, a MSU graduate.
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During doggie-style sex, the male will scratch down the woman's back with his nails to achive the proper dip in her back.
Hey shortay shortay, hey shortay whats yo name!
Go on an wolverine dat ho den get yo dick sucked!
-barbashoo boyz, 2008
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Someone who roots for the Michigan Wolverines but never went to the school. There is no way possible that every fan of every school is an actual alumnus of that school. Michigan is picked out because both Wal-Mart and Wolverine start with W.
But the fact remains, the bigger the school, the more “Wal-Mart” fans there are from that school.
Also, if one has to attend the school they root for then most military personal, children under 18, and people who did no attend a FBS schools would not be able to root for any team in 99% of televised college football games. This term is elitist.
Also spelled Walmart Wolverine
Bob is from Michigan and was in the military serving his country in Iraq. He bought a Michigan Wolverine shirt and his friends picked on him and called him a “Wal-Mart Wolverine because he did not attend Michigan. I guess he should have gone to the State college that accepts everyone.
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