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A kick-ass acting group in the United States. Not the car. We do Shakespeare, Dickens and random shit made up by our director. We usually (but not always) twist the setting or characters somehow. Lumina is not to be treated casually. We take it seriously. It is not an after-school activity. And not a cult, at all...
"I have a Lumina Studio Theater rehearsal from 12:30 to 3:00 on Saturday."
"Really? That short?"
Or
"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."
A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.
Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.
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A car produced in limited runs from 1972-1975. Modeled after a Chevrolet G30 Beauville, built stock with a monocoque chassis and a 4.1L Inline 6 block, manual 4 speed transmission and RWD. Stock equipped with a turbo and plush interior made from suede and leathers from alligator and crocodile, as well as sheep and deer leathers. Standard package equipped with a dolby surround sound system, manual projector, and screen against the driver side pillar wall. Couch style seating for 8 across from the screen. MSRP starting ~$21,800
Interior crocodile, alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
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Adj. Describing exorbitantly overpriced goods -- usually consumables.
Billy: "We should hit up that club Saturday night; I heard there is no cover!"
Joe: "Maybe not, but it's $10 for a pint."
Billy: "Damn! That shit's movie theater prices!"
When going into a movie theater to choose a seat, the first seats that people look for are in empty rows, trying for as long as possible to not have to sit in the same row as another person or group of people. This is repeated until there are people in every row and then you HAVE to sit in a row with other people.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.
I applied the movie theater rule as I chose my seat from the seats availiable.
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When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.
Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"
Once a great online web comic that was perhaps one of the best available during its peak, this comic has since seen a steady decline in quality. Common theories for this include the author failing to come up with a replacement comic that anyone gives a rats ass about anymore.
In a failed attempt at an April Fools' Day joke, the author made a "joke" comic with the words "The End" as the last panel. The result was that fans wrote in thanking him for his time and devotion to the comic and for providing them with closure as lame as it was. He has since deluded himself into thinking that the fans were pulling a prank back on him when in fact they were serious about being glad the comic was finally over.
Brian Clevinger is jumping the shark with 8-bit theater these days.
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