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Brick Year

The distance one can throw a Brick in a year. The current formula for a brick year is as follows:

1 brick second = 0.46 metres = 1 second of brick throwing/collecting

1 brick launch = 2.3 metres = 5 secs = 1 entire brick throw, walk to position, reset throw

1 brick day = 39.744 km = 17280 secs

1 brick year = 14516.496 km = 6311520 secs

This is purely theoretical because the brick would last 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km) before it stopped resembling a brick. This is a phenomenon is called a rubble length.

Thats pretty far my friend, at least 3 Brick Years i'd say.

I can't understand light-years, I wish they'd convert it to Brick Years instead.

by offlyner March 11, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donkey's years

Several decades.

World war Two was donkey's years ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


golden years

The time of one's life after 65. Also referred to as over the hill.

"My dad is locked up in a nursing home, enjoying his golden years.

by Papa Smurf September 25, 2003

56๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick year

(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.

1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?

2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!

by Kwisatz Haderach May 11, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Year 9

Oh no,you have reached year nine. Better hold on to your virginity because it wont last the October halloween parties. Your makeup skills got worse than last year and you are getting fake tans and nails done every week. They start sucking year 11s cocks and having sex every week. If you sit near one,listen into their convos for the sweet gossip

"Yo did you see the Year 9"
"Yeah one of them sucked me off"

by Biscuitnumpty October 6, 2019

59๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Year 7

That year we don't talk about and don't associate with because of the level of cringe that lies within it.

We don't need a reminder of year 7 so no examples needed

by Your_Waiter1124 August 22, 2022


the year of the savage

No "gonna", no complaints, put on your big girl panties and fuckin go.

2017 is the year of the savage.

by Sophisticated Savage January 1, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž