Cardi Thief

The official name for women, who openly admit to sexual abuse and theft with absolutely no repercussions. or to be robbed and drugged by a tinder date.

Did you hear about Mike? his date was a Cardi Thief, she even took his belt!!!!!

valor thief

val-or thief \va-lərˈthēf\

noun (2014)

1. One who falsely claims membership or veteran status in the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THEFT, STEALING VALOR

"Bill is a valor thief because he claims to be a wounded Army veteran, although he is not a member or veteran of the armed forces."

toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag

Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.

Post Thief

One who steals your FaceBook posts and reposts them as their own.

I put a post on my Face Book wall and Mary copied and pasted it to her wall as her own post! Mary is a "Post Thief"!

Scavanger Thief

A person who is good at Scavanging and stealing weed from other people without them knowing.

Tim:Hey did you hear that Caleb Scavaned my weed?

Jd:No

Tim:Neither did I. He is such a Scavanger Thief.

Butt thief

An individual who steals other people's girlfriends and subsequently fucks them in the butt.

hector- Whadayasay cuz ?
Ernesto- What's up butt thief

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peter thief

A Peter thief, is someone, who robs your prison cell. Used in the south east uk.

"That fools gonna get Merced blood, yeah shadey Baghead Peter thief"

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