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A device created by Texas Instruments primarily as a productivity sink for math students. Has long since been replaced by models capable of creating even more distraction (like the TI-84 Plus).
It is true that I would never have gotten through college calculus without my TI-83, but seriously -- what did my professor think I was doing with it out in the middle of friggin' July with all the other summer school tards?
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When you get stabbed almost killed or ur about to die from a fatal injury
*Shoots me 7 and a half times in the colon* tis but a scratch
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Awesome pair of boobs that are unfortunately attached to a girl that is a tease. By extension these boobs are also a tease and only exist to tease you and give you boners. These boobs are of the highest caliber.
Me - God dam! That girl has a nice pair of titays!
Dude - Yeah! i know right! too bad that girl never puts out ><
Me - You serious!?!
Dude - yeah, i heard she's still a virgin
Me - ah fuck! talk about a pair of ti-tease.
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The mark of an amazing man. He is brilliant, casual, calm under matters of life and death when most people are yelling at him for answers. These bow-ties increase the intellect and appearance of anyone who wears them 1000-fold. The wearer instantly becomes recognized in the current environment as a man of distinction.
Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor.
As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all.
That man has a few bowties? Nay, he has a collection! Wait, is he a doctor? Perhaps. But it is known:
If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool.
Example:
"Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith
"James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition
Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome.
-An American Fan
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v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).
James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?
Jamal: What gir?
James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!
Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!
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The first decade of the 21st century. The term O-ties was created for the decade after people started pronouncing the years 2001-2009 as: '01, '02, '03 etc.
After the 90's there were the O-ties.