Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

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Tired and emotional

Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.

The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.

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Tired as Fuck

Not being able to think of anything but sleeping, but it is to early to go to bed

After that big hike today im am Tired as Fuck, but its only 6pm.

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tire fuck

When riding bicycles, striking the front tire of one bike repeatedly into the back tire of another bike, usually causing a large fart sound.

I tire fucked Nick so hard that he crashed into a lake.

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Flat Tire

When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.

Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.

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wii-tire

retiring from the game of wii for the day

Jenna: hey girl.. we've been in wii-bernation all day
Anne: you're right, i think it's time to wii-tire

Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.

Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.