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This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.
Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
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Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.
The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.
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Not being able to think of anything but sleeping, but it is to early to go to bed
After that big hike today im am Tired as Fuck, but its only 6pm.
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When riding bicycles, striking the front tire of one bike repeatedly into the back tire of another bike, usually causing a large fart sound.
I tire fucked Nick so hard that he crashed into a lake.
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When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.
Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.
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Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.
"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"
'.........I don't, sorry.'
An expression denoting that a certain topic or argument is no longer relevant. It is as insignificant at tires.
Tiffany: Wait what are you guys talking about it someone explain!
Mckenna: Don’t worry it’s just tires.
Jake: Yeah it’s just tires. Anyway go get the whip its.