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A hard veteran with a huge ego doesn’t care much about anything and hates the millennials if ur reading this wassup Keith
Darell Keith is Crazy!!!!
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Greatest Musician to ever live & grace the souls of millions of humans. Misunderstood by prunes & people lacking class & libido all over the world.
'Who wrote that God given soulful rock n' roll music?'
'Keith Richards did'.
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The most awesome character ever created ! The author is Nathan Barnett .
Guy : So what is the Neo Geo ?
Keith Apicary : "Ok so we all know that the Neo Geo MVS Arcade Cabinet, is the best thing to ever exist on the planet, that's obvious. If you were born, you would know that . If you don't know that, then you're technically not alive, so you might wanna get that checked out"
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The Best Podcast ever. You should listen to it. Its adult, real, and FUCKIN'funny. CHECK IT OUT.
"Each hour-long episode is podcast from New York and punctuated with several spit-semen-through-your-nose moments of hilarity."-Keith and the girl show...lol
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The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.
abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.
That guy just got a date with Miss USA by just blinkling.
He must be a Keith Stone.
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keith richards plays guitar for the rolling stones. he enjoys cigarettes, booze, drugs, some more booze, women, drugs... he is very old and wrinkly, though *some* people still find him sexy. his age is estimated to be anywhere between 60 and 4 billion years. his teeth probably aren't real, and i would be very surprised if the veins in his arms (or the rest of his body for that matter) still exist. in fact, i believe he may be some sort of android or zombie. often fond of irregular headbands, which are no doubt used to anchor his flesh to his head so that his face doesn't slide off. his whereabouts are constantly changing, though it can be assumed that wherever he is, he is expiring.
keith richards cannot be killed by conventional methods.
what's that foul odor? oh, it's just keith richards.
...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.
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Lisa Keith (born 1960) is an American contemporary/pop singer, probably best known for her work as a backing vocalist for other artists and lead vocalist on Herb Alpert's hit single from 1987, "Making Love in the Rain". In 1993 she released her solo debut album, Walkin' in the Sun on Perspective Records; which featured production from Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Narada Michael Walden & her husband Spencer Bernard
Keith was credited on several albums throughout the 1980s and 1990s. She is well known for her background vocals being featured on work by Janet Jackson, Alexander O'Neal, Karyn White, New Edition, and S.O.S. Band, plus other acts produced by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis (as well as lead vocals on the chorus of MC Lyte's 1993 single "Ice Cream Dream"). In the late 1980s she also fronted a live Minneapolis Funk band called Rocket (whose members also included producer/session musician Shaun Labelle & drummer John "Bam Bam" Morgan).
In addition to working as a backing vocalist, Keith has also co-written several songs for other artists; such as New Edition's "Crucial" and Nona Hendryx's "Why Should I Cry".
Lisa Keith - love isn't body it's soul
Album : walking in the sun
Year : 08, 17 / 1993
UMG recorgoings INC
Label : Perspective Records
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