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Ross is the name of a vertically challenged individual who is often very clumsy. Any person who goes by the name of Ross can also be referred to as "parki" or has parkinsons as with a general spazam this person will drop, smash, spill or generally cause havoc and hilarity.
Ross you plonker you've fallen over and split my beer!
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Verb, To be sitting in a restaurant or social setting and attempt to pass a small portion of gas. During this emission, a small portion of mud expels resulting in a serious underwear issue. Common repercussions include having your name turned into a verb for shitting yourself, months of ridicule, and having to sit in poo for hours pretending like it didn’t happen.
Other common names for "Ross"ing: Shart, Gamble and Lose, Gas before Mass.
During my job interview I had to fart really bad, I attempted to release the gas in small increments but ended up Rossing myself. Needless to say I did not get the Job and had to free ball the rest of the day.
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A total skank. Mooches off of friends, family, and society as a whole. Aspires to absolutely nothing in life and is destined to be a complete waste of space.
Normal Person: "Hey, did you find a job yet?"
A Ross: "No. I'm going to stay on unemployment and welfare until it runs out. Then I'll find a job, get fired, and cheat the system yet again."
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The act of disappointing someone or to be disappointed.
When you aren't going to go out with your friends when they expect you to, you are rossing them.
I thought that girl was going to come see me, but she rossed me.
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When someone decides to let you know that they love you right before you move overseas or go on a long trip. Taken from the scene at the end of Friends where Ross decides that he actually does want Rachael, right as she's about to hop on a plane to pursue her dream career in Paris.
"Ugh, my guy friend totally just Rossed me. Now that I'm leaving the country he decided to declare his feelings for me"
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Someone who is really annoying
He's such a ross I wish I didn't have to go to school with him.
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El Rossidentey is the leader of Bananarama and founder of Ross Rape 'n' Co.
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