E.L. Crisis

Early Life Crisis: when a person realizes they are too young to do anything important and will never have their worth recognized until they are an adult. People commonly tell them that they are going to be successful and but they know that sucess is far off because of their age. Depression follows quickly.

Opposite of midlife crisis.

Adam: Eve is so amazing, she could totally make it big in this world.
Seth: What? She is only fourteen!
Adam: So? She is amazing.
Seth: Whatever man, she is too young. I mean do you even know her? One look in her eyes screams E.L. Crisis! Even she knows she is just an insignificant kid.

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Crisis Zone

A kick ass light gun game made by namco . like time crisis it as a pedal for reloading but instead of just a gun it has sub-machine gun for its lightgun. Also like time crisis it has time limits for each area. Remade for PS2 and wilddog is not in it. Swat based instead of secret agent based

Crisis Zone needs to be two player.

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Midwife Crisis

The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related.

Have you seen John's new wardrobe? Ever since his divorce he is having total midwife crisis.

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Midriff Crisis

Any middle aged women who dresses inappropriately and/or sports a belly ring. She may also have a relatively new tramp stamp which can be seen because she dresses like she's twenty-something instead of 40 (or over). She is almost always a divorcee and thinks of herself as a cougar.

Barb: "I was at the mall yesterday and saw Karen shopping at Urban Outfitters. What the hell is she thinking?"

Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."

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Midweek Crisis

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.

"Hey did you get to see Midweek Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"

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midwife crisis

A state of anxiety triggered by finding oneself in the process of giving birth

"Oh my God- I'm having a midwife crisis!"

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limbotic-crisis

When a decision that has 2 or more outcomes that are both possibly disastrous and is hard to decide.

The government is in a state of limbotic-crisis on whether to put the country into full lockdown or to allow people to go out, causing the virus to spread.