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squiggly-mooch

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.

get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?

by AMF November 4, 2004

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mooch

A fat gimpy bitch with holes in his legs. Resides in "NOVA" and named Kevin Besserer.

"Kevin stop eating everyone else's food. Your such a fucking mooch."

by Dean Jimmy February 3, 2009

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fuggly mooch

Created around the time of betrayl. Used to describe a girl who is not only "fucking ugly" aka fuggly but who also mooches.

Often descirbed as a CREATURE rather than a person

a cruel expression for someone who mainly deserves it.

1: look at that bitch; greasy hair, saggy eyes, head to the ground. shes such a fuggly mooch

2: oh GOD its the fuggly mooch! lock up your husbands and get out the head and shoulders!

by Kat,Kath,Court February 10, 2005

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e-mooch

A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."

Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.

by PotLickers! February 28, 2009

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beer mooch

Any person that comes to the party, asks for beer, and then takes it from your fridge against your wishes. Beer mooches are known to invite people you don't know to the party, and will also give them your beer. Any beer mooch's promises to monetarily reimburse you later should be disregarded, as they are typically full of shit to begin with.

Me: Dude, Chuck took beer from my fridge at the barbecue yesterday, after I told him not to! Then he invited over some fuckers I didn't know and gave them my beer!

Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.

by CaptainSaget July 11, 2008

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mooch cancer

a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.

"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"

by Nacon February 13, 2008

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mooch grac

slang for muchas gracias, often said by white people

I appreciate that man, mooch grac

by jayzerlaser February 1, 2018