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Term used by someone of an older generation to describe themselves as tough or macho when they're actually lame as fuck but don't realize it. An attempt to relate with a younger generation.
Mark keeps calling himself a complete savage for doing a half hour on the elliptical every day while we lift.
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Useless in every way the human mind can possibly comprehend
See the green party? They are completely fucking useless.
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When a canibal gives you a blowjob.
Complete trust: the ability to supress the urge of adding laxitives and/or cyanide when making your mother in law a coffee.
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An expression used when somthing is too far away, or you can't be bothered to do somthing, as it is to much effort.
When somthing is so far away or 'Missions' away the journey to get there would 'complete the game.' as it is too much effort ot too far away.
Mike: You wanna go to Madagascar today?
Dave: Nahh, It's a full on mission! Infact, it completes the game!
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Boss: You have to work on saturday
You: ahhhh mann, Completes the F*cking Game!
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Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity
Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)
You
You are a complete fucking idiot
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When something that you have put a lot of time into recently is finally over (like the finale to a tv series that you love, or the end of a great video game trilogy) you are sometimes left melancholy, and with a feeling of "what do I do now". This lingering sadness is called "Post Completion Depression", though it's often shortened to P.C.D.
Anime enthusiast: So have you finished watching Kill la Kill yet!?
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.