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When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.
Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!
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A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.
Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
"What's wrong with your leg?"
"Oh, I've got mincers leg."
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an old-timey or folksy way to refer to an injured or maimed lower extremity, usually as an excuse for not completing or participating in an activity
"Hey Paladia, wanna come out to the bop and show off your mad old school hiphop skillz?"
"Sorry Ender, I can't go dancing now. Ever since that boating accident I've got this bum leg..."
"That Aatif is such an asshole! Why doesn't he offer to help me carry the tequila bottles home?"
"Jane, you ignorant slut! It's not his fault he has a bum leg."
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One's weaker foot (in football).
Robin Van Persie: "It's always nice to score one with your chocolate leg"
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(Adj.) affected appendage that takes on a rubbery, floppy appearance similar to the popular childhood cartoon, Gumby, upon a brutal impact.
(Example: " Did you see Kevin Ware get that fucking Gumby leg last night?")
Dem Legs is a meme used to describe characters or people with long and glorious legs.
Frisk: WOW Mettaton! You have dem legs!
Mettaton: I know darling, isn't it wonderful?
Extra room in a pair of pants to accomodate an enormous penis.
Mary: Hey Sue, check out Joe, he looks different.
Sue: That's because he has leg room in those pants. You can't see the bulge from his enormous penis.
Mary: I pefer his skinny jeans
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