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A yoda bong is a game.
When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.
Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong
Dude 1- why is the porn that i leave hidden behind the toilet in the garbage?
Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this
Dude 1- Man im taking this back
Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!
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Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.
Puppet Yoda is cool.
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That moment when a heretofore attractive, smooth skinned Filipina becomes horribly wrinkled, seemingly overnight, and looks 50 years older, for the rest of their life. This can occur anywhere between the ages of 40 and 75, but when it happens, it stays happened.
Yoda Out (v): That chick was hot like a week ago, but then she yoda'd out and now she looks like she's dying.
an extremely slow moving older person
Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.
A sexual act where you take a shit load of Ketamine, Start masturbating and right before you cum spin like a fucking Beyblade making the lego yoda death sound shooting your load in a 360° direction.
It was his cause of death was from performing an act called 'The Dirty yoda'
A stick that is better then bacon
Yoda: My stick is better then bacon
Yoda's Stick
A perfectly designed code to confuse anyone willing to take it's test. (Recommended IQ > 110)
Me: Look who it is.
You: Aim it's Yoda