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The period of time around Hanukkah, Christmas and Kwanzaa and maybe a couple of other holidays too, that have become the most important time of year, pretty much everywhere touched by the West, if you are a toy company or if you are a kid, but especially if you are a kid. Toy Time is for kids.
"Toy Time Joy for Every Child!"
"I love getting toys at Toy Time!"
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When you are fucking a girl/guy and you convince them to call your friend and sing/say "you've got a friend in me"
Bro did you have that girl from tinder toy story me last night?
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Caledonian Team of Independence. Typically used by Scottish neds and scum from the North Lanarkshire area. Basically means fuck it. Ned version of YOLO.
Ned 1: "Yer windaes are gittin' panned in"
Ned 2: "Hawhaw Cal-toi!"
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A toy party is a gathering of various females who bring their own sex toys (dildos, vibrators, etc.), lube and soap and water. The fun begins when they "experiment" with these appliances on each other. It is a common practice in college and hints at lesbianism, however, pornography and topless pictures of males keep it a fairly heterosexual event, with more sexual liberation and feminism, which makes it less gay than a circle jerk.
Guy: Yeah, one of my female friends invited me to be a gag stripper for a party they were having. They were trying to hide it, but I'm pretty sure I saw at least one dildo and a bottle of astroglide. I think they were going to have a toy party after I left.
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n. A person, esp. female, esp. young, whose most salient (and often only positive) feature is sexual attractiveness.
Trish Stratus started out her wrestling career as a complete squeak toy, but now she can actually hit some high spots. She still looks like one, though.
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Amenities (swimming pool, tennis court, wet bar, trees) corporations install on the roof of their office skyscraper to convince executives to spend even more of their time at the office.
I took the job at Initech instead, they have better roof toys.
1 a misspelling of Toyota
2 a company that runs servers
3 A name for a dumb Little kid
1 john: hey Jim what's "toy yoter" Jim: shit dawg I mean Toyota
2 ay yo stevie did you check out "toy yoters" new merch shop
3 this dumb kid didn't know how to spell so i called him a "toy yoter"