Toke and tank

The act of getting high, not before, not after, but while playing and or ranking in online MMORPG games.

The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.

Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.

Player 1: I'ma stay up all night, toke, then tank.
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?

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okie toke

A word used to describe very low quality marijuana, implying that it was grown in an Oklahoma backyard.

"This okie toke is so awful, I'll have to smoke half the bag just to catch a buzz."

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Eye toke

To inadvertantly have smoke blow into your eye while taking a drag on a cigarette containing tobacco or other substances. An "Eye toke" usually results in moderate to severe, yet temporary discomfort and irritation of the affected eye.

Johnny cried "oww" and covered his eye with one hand having just takin an eye toke while smoking in the car.

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woke and toke

using the past tense of wake and bake

to wake up and toke a big up fatty :) blunt
"I WOKE AND TOKE THIS MORNING" :)

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Bro toke

when you and your friends take a toke together, the oldest one lights their lighter while the others hold the butane button on theirs, then they all take a toke together from their bongs💗

Jeff: "bro let's take a bro toke"

Geoff: "alright bro"

tokes mcgoats

when you're totally ready to get high

hey man you wanna go get twisted?
dudeee tokes mcgoats!

Morning-toke

The first pot hit of the day.

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!