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Tommy is normally what you would call a prick. Normally quite small, black hair, big ass nostrils and a ugly mf. He tends to act different in front of people he doesn’t know for fame. Sometimes he can be quite a hottie.
Person 1: How look at that guy
Person 2: Oh him, that’s Tommy
Person 1: It’s Wednesday our lucky day he’s hot today
Person 2: Wrong day love, he is so ugly right now!
A Tommy (def. T^9) is a rare type of male, componded by a lot of Fe 26
Althoug found in many places around the world, what makes them rare is their wierd personality, seems like a true gentleman at the start, but once you get to know one you learn that they are super fucked(and so are you)! They originate from seagulls, and therefore make a lot of noise, eat shitloads and LOVE trash. If you find a astat rare Tommy (one that stutters that is). You have only two choices.. if you are in the early stages of getting to know each other, then run fast af! If not you will have to shoot yourselfe to get away from the situation, and not get as deeply fucked as the Tommy (T^9) in front of you. BE AWARE!! These Tommys are extremely charismatic, handsome, strong and charming! They seem so innocent, and will easily lure you in!
Isn't that an astet Tommy? -Oh no! Quick shot me!
Thought I'd be happy in life, but then I met a Tommy
God you are loud! No wonder your grandad is a seagull...
Someone who is loved or hated. No one seems to feel indifferent about them.
They seem to be good friends and a great time until you realize how awful they really are.
They are the type to get offended because they are a “nice guy” but girls don’t fall head over heels for them.
Don’t be Tommy
to have sexual intercourse with your mother, mostly underaged and under duress due to lacking lenght of the father
A: T, are you up with raving later?
B: No sorry, your my slime, but i have to tommy at home.
A: Oh sad.
an idiot who is terrible at everything and gets no girls
i wish i wasn't such a tommy , i wish i were an ehsan.
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A "tommy"- short for a "tommy tank" which is ryhming slang for a wank.
Can also be a tommy tit which obviously means to have a shit.
Sam:where have you been?
Tom: Just been for a "tommy".
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