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A tongue-in-cheek statement is spoken in a dead serious manner knowing full well that the intent of the statement is a joke.
On the Carol Burnett Show. Tim Conway would do a tongue in cheek routine with a straight face making everyone else on the show crack up laughing.
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It's what happens when your lover/hookup sucks on your tongue so hard you feel it get numb in his/her mouth. It leaves purple bruise spots afterwards.
Jack is a horrible kisser. When we were making out, I stuck my tongue in his mouth. He sucked it so hard I couldn't get it back in mine before it went numb. It was painful and turned me off. A little gentle sucking is fine, but not THAT much! Don't sign me up for a tongue hickie in the future.
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the gross taste that all food acquires just after brushing your teeth
dude last night I got Starbucks but I had to spit it out, it was a total toothpaste tongue!
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This is a blow job given using hot/warm tea, and honey. The woman fills her mouth with honey, then sips tea to melt it, and sucks on the man's penis. The sensations of the tea's warmth and the slickness of the honey is quite pleasurable. Also, she has to suck til the honey is all gone, so, good times all round.
Will you be there to hear my speech this afternoon, dear?
Oh, honey, you know I can't resist your velvet tongue...
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Breath so terrible, it can only be assumed that the offender in question has consumed excrement. Usually poo tongue is so strong that it can be detected from a distance.
Luke had such a strong case of poo tongue that the fumes wafted across the room.
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