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Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.

Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.

by Bug One August 9, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


magic toothbrush

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.

Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"

by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 3, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Redneck Toothbrush

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.

Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.

by Sam B. L. March 9, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf January 30, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


the toothbrush effect

The act of doing something personal for the benefit of other people that in fact benefits the individual doing the action. For example, a person may brush his teeth in the morning so his breath won't smell bad, but benefit personally from having clean teeth. Simillarly, one might organize her office to appear organized to co-workers, but benefit from the organization.

Origin: Personal Information Management (PIM) 2009 Workshop, Vacouver, WA.

Fred's dentist appreciated the toothbrush effect, both because Fred's teeth were cleaner, and because Fred's breath smelled better.

by pim-researcher November 8, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manitoba Toothbrush

The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.

Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.

by chad mullins November 3, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kentucky Toothbrush

When a man puts his head into a woman's vagina and moves his head in and out, as if brushing the inside the vagina.

Dude, that girl was such a whore i gave her a Kentucky Toothbrushf

by sup_dude February 5, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž