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This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.
Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.
James, Brad: ...
-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...
Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!
James: ...
-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.
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A different, ney, better word for a gun.
(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"
(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.
I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.
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when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.
She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.
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Please lemme smack it daddy (MOANS) OOH LAALALA smell but cheeks if you dare and if you ware because of a bear. Bro get a life, You stinky
bro i should tooty fruity lemme smack that booty MY BROSK
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Fruiti Aruti Tootie (sometimes shown in the short form as just “Fruiti”) is a nickname for Artur. He is a person of great humor and intellectuality. He can be shallow and have many negative characteristics but never does he shy away from a challenge. He is a very lucky individual. He gets hot babes but has only a few in a handful of friends
“Hey Fruiti get ova’ he’e”
“Fruiti Aruti Tootie is being a damn fucking fruit again”
He couldn't put his dick in my Tootie Hole because my Tootie Hole is too tight!