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A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
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To violently shake one's ass to the point of either defacation or flatulence, popular amongst young hip urban dwellers.
Girl, break me off a lil sumthin and go awhead and toot toot dat ass for a brutha fo rizzle.
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Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.
I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........
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1) The act of showing appreciation for an attractive female walking around showing skin by one quick "toot" of a car horn.
2) In colder climates, the lack of clothes can be overlooked and the same appreciation still given for attractiveness.
3) In particularily fine examples, a quick double "toot" is acceptable and should be considered an advanced maneuver.
"That girl was fine, so I gave her a skin toot"
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When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.
Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.
If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.