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When your fucking a girl and she squeezes your'e nipples so hard you shit yourself.
Last night a fucked a bad bitch and she gave me bad Tootsie Roll Twister
When someone diarrhea’s on you
“Damn dude, Drew just got Dirty Tootsie Rolled”
A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
Bobby drank too much and suffered through to the Tremonte Tootsie-roll.
A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.
Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away
The effect that occurs after the tootsie roll critical number has been met or surpassed. The result is while making bowel movements, the tootsie rolls come out like when went in, as if there was no digestion at all.
See all those twentysomething pieces of brown on the floor? This was a direct result of the tootsie roll effect.
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When two or more males simultaneously stick their penises inside of a woman (or man's) butthole.
Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
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When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.
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