torch monkey

Steve Bannon.

He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.

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human torch

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)

Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!

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Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

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passed the torch

stayed up all night. more accurately, if you have a friend that woke up when you went to bed.

You GOT UP at 6 am?? Damn--that's when I went to sleep. I guess we passed the torch.

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winkie torch

winkie torch is when a penis has a flame on the tip of it

That guy has a really big winkie torch.

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put to the torch

To burn down a structure or set of structures, up to the size of a city, usually in the context of plunder, loot, and war.

When the Crusaders captured Muslim land, they looted them, and mosques were put to the torch.

When Muslims captured Catholic land, they looted them and churches were put to the torch.

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torch and pitchfork crowd

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.

Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;

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