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"Prestigious" university whose graduates either end up working the same jobs as the freshmen of University of Waterloo, or end up creating an amazing career for themselves at Mc Donald's.
Bob: Dude, after 8 months of graduating from UofT, I finally got a job!!
Tim: Really, what company and what position?
Bob: Um, its at a multinational company and I need to work on a system where I need to maintain high standards of customer service during high-volume, fast-paced operations.
Tim: So, waiter at Mc Donald's?
Bob: Yeah!!! And best of all, I get paid a cent over the minimum wages!!
Tim: Score! University of Toronto is the best fam!!
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When a group of males fuck a female to point where she is about to cum, tie her to a ceiling fan and get everyone to stand around the fan in a circle. As she squirts and rotates on the fan, the males are treated with her juices coming at high speeds.
guy 1: Hey man you wanna do tonight? guy 2 : Lets have the guys over, invite your sister over and do the Toronto Hurricane! guy 1 : Yeah man! Wait what my sister!?!?
When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.
Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.
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A place in Massapequa, New York where the main activities are sitting on a porch or backyard smoking the holy herb, watching a fat kid on the nearby "Reed Avenue" bitching and complaining all day, and the ocassional pussy fight.
Toronto Avenue, Massapequa, New York
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A woman from Toronto who believes that she is atleast 3 points hotter than she actually is.
These women will seldomly visit cities like Montreal where the women are much hotter and much more humble.
Bob: Dude, that girl has quite the attitude!
Dude: That's Toronto Hot
Bob: Huh? thats because girls are so ugly in Toronto, even at 4 things she's a 7.
Dude: That's fucked.
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To have coitus with a formerly attractive women that has lost her mind with cosmetic surgery
Take a look of this picture before and after surgery. I Toronto Bluejayed that stuff
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U of T is a huge research university in downtown Toronto. The student population is diverse and pretty smart. What I mean by that is that there are a lot of asians.
When students are asked what university they go to, some just say 'I got to school in Toronto'. That's because it's the only university in Toronto that actually matters. I'd list the other schools, but I forgot them.
This way of answering 'where do you go university' with a city name should not be confused with the reason why McGill students answer with 'Montreal'. McGill students tell people they went to school in Montreal because they are too embarrassed to admit they actually went to McGill.
I go to the University of Toronto because McGill girls are ugly and they smoke crack at York.
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