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A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources
It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.
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When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo
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Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.
Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
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Also known as a tornegro - when you shit in the pool.
I's over swimming at Teresa's and left her a cleveland torpedo.
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English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.
Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.
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A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.
Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell
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An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!
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