totes jelly

internet-derived slang for "totally jealous"

person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow!
person 2: Omg, totes jelly!

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Totes MaGoats

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

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totes inappropes

An abbreviation for "totally inappropriate." An extension of the phrase totes.

It is used to describe a socially unacceptable person, socially unacceptable behavior, or a generally unacceptable situation.

"You are totes inappropes right now."

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Totes devo

An emotion experienced when a person is feeling particularly bereft. Shortened version of 'totally devastated'.

Cam stole my iPod! I'm totes devo.

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totes mcgoats

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

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jam totee

West Indian slang for using the erect penis for combat usually sword fighting.

Lemme see your piggy so we cud play some jam totee

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totes ridic

A shortened verision of the phrase "totally ridiculous".

That dude's tie looks totes ridic with that shirt and suit combo.

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