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Located mainly in Shippensburg University, this condition forces the person to yell the word SHIP or RAIDERS with little to no control of the volume. This condition is also known to exist primarily in the SU Marching Band, although others on campus have caught this blessing of a condition.
Guy # 1: Hey guys what's SHIP! RAIDERS! up?
Guy # 2: What the hell is wrong with you?
Guy #3: He went to visit his cousin up at Shippensburg this weekend. Now he has the ship tourettes
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Voluntary Tourettes is a disease that causes people to say outlandish, intrusive, offensive, or overly Freudian comments; even though they know better and could easily restrain themselves. It can inflict any age, sex, or race. However, it has long been recognized to be more prevalent in mother-in-laws. Symptoms can be mimicked or compounded by alcohol.
Sorry babe, its her voluntary tourettes
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The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.
You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
When you die in a video game and you uncontrollably and instantly shout something obscene, usually conducted by immature twelve year olds.
À la the infamous pewdiepie bridge incident.
xX_Gaymer420_Xx died to RGO Impact Grenade.
xX_Gaymer420_Xx shouts in his room "That fucking fuck-bucket".
That gamer has Death Tourettes .
When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.
Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"
Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!
The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.
Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
where your brain works slower than your fingers resulting in saying/typing things you really shouldn't
" textual tourettes " you've been there before :P boobs