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Where 2 guys and 1 girl participate in the Eiffel Tower. The girl is getting penetrated through the mouth and behind while the 2 guys hold hands. The French tourist is where a few more participants join in and gets a selfie with the Eiffel Tower. They are the tourists getting a photo with the Eiffel Tower. The French tourist is filth for big groups of sex thrived animals.
I had a great night doing the French Tourist with the mrs and my mates. I have some banging photos of the Eiffel Tower.
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When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your home town soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.
"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."
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Similar to a "Lot Lizard" but works tourist heavy areas.
Damn tourist trap gave me the crabs.
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A Jamaican term: A ‘Dry land tourist’ is someone who has never traveled outside of their country. Though they would love to travel to other countries, ‘dry land tourists’ never wait for an opportunity to travel, they make it their duty to take any opportunity to explore the corners and crevices of their own country.
1.If you want to visit Jamaica, I’ve a friend who knows all the cool places. She is a Dry land tourist.
2. A Dry land tourist would know a lot about his/her culture and country.
When your walking in a store, or a crowded area and you come in contact with another walker in your direction. You see this person coming so you decide your going to move over, but the other person sees you coming too and they think the same. You guys end up crossing paths and you both do a little akward two step movement to get out of the oncoming persons way.
I was walking through the mall, when a lady started walking in my direction. In a nervous panic I tried to get out of her way but I ended up doing the tourist two step to avoid her.
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Korean Tourist Disorder (KSD) is the irresistible compulsion to take pictures of oneself our one's family in front of every conceivable landmark, regardless of its insignificance. The afflicted are not necessarily Korean, although many are. They frequently clog hallways and sidewalks at high-profile American universities and other locales. Their primary mode of transportation include caravans of transcontinental tour buses, which never stop for more than ten minutes or less than two at any of particular place of interest.
Tom: (seeing large, dense crowd toting cameras) There must be an epidemic of Korean Tourist Disorder. Cover your mouth.
Dick: No shit. I just woke up from a nap on that bench when thirty of the buggers started taking pictures of me.
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The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.
A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.
Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
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