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The best car ever in Toyota's lineup. With more standard features then needed and a gasoline saving engine, the Celica (2000-2005) (and 09??) is one of the best cars for a student because of the price, reliability, and safety. Plus, it looks badass!
Smart dude: Damn!!! you see that Toyota Celica??
Bro: Aw man its just a ricer....
Smart dude: OK! all you think about is trucks and dirtbikes! BRAT BRAT BRO!
Bro: Hey, you wanna go mobbing?? So cal 4 life homie!
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Toyota's full size sedan. With the ability to have everything imaginable loaded on it, it is by far the best ride out there. Drives like a dream floating above the asphalt.
I drive a Toyota Avalon and it's the best.
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The Toyota Lexcen is a crappy rebadged version of the popular Australian Holden Commodore car. Approximately fourteen vehicles were sold. Interviews with buyers of the Toyota Lexcen claimed that nine did so by mistake, four were from non-English speaking backgrounds and one was purchased by cheapskate friends for a blind person who really wanted a Commodore. All Lexcens were retrofitted with Holden hubcaps, steering wheels and badges. One was retrofitted with Vacationer decals and sold for $5,000 above normal used car value.
My car is a Toyota Lexcen.
So your car is a Holden Commodore with Toyota badges?
Yes. It is crap.
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a great SUV made by toyota. They are long lasting and a hell of a good ride. A 4unner kicks a Jeep's ass becuase: A. they are safer. B. they have air conditioning C. A stock 4runner has more ground clearance than a stock Jeep.
And to all you wrangler owners, why do you raise you jeeps? wow lets get original and not raise our jeeps high in the air so we are above everyone else. everyone who gets a wranger has a lift on it. so what you want to make an unsafe car even more unsafe? yea that makes sence
Toyotas will last forever. I got my 4runner used and it had 107.000 miles on it. i thought, yea thats a good amount of miles, but if i take care of it, it will last forever. if you get a jeep, they are not good for like 150,000 miles tops. Maybe if your lucky, you will make it to 115,000.
the 4runner can make off roading easily, sometimes, you dont even need the 4x4. the 4runner can compete and is on the same level as the Xterra. Both kick ass trucks.
And why would u even buy a wranger. they can only go 200 miles on a tank of gas and get like 16 miles a gallon. my 4runner can go at least 270. Wranglers have no back seat and you can fit 2 people in the front and maybe 1 person in the back. then there is the issue of storage. where are you supposed to put anything in that car? there is no room. The 4runner can fit 4 people comfotably and there is still tons of room to put all ur stuff. and im sorry, but the roll down back window(in the 4Runner) is just the greatest thing ever imagined.
Oh wow look at me, im a jeep wrangler, i have my doors off and my top off. wow im so cool. Hey buddy, what are you going to do if it starts raining? your pretty screwed. If your in the 4runner, you can roll up the windows and rool up the sunroof and your fine.
the 4runner will always be above a wrangler. the Xterra is the only real competition for the 4runner, but it doesnt matter, cuz if you buy an Xterra, you have intelligence. IF you buy a wrangler, you are part of the croud and as dumb as everyone else.
The only advantage the 4Runner has over the Xterra is the roll down back window.
4runners rock the casbah
guy A: so dude you just got a Toyota 4runner?
guy B: yea I did, its nice isn't it?
guy A: yea it is. your 4runner and my Xterra are better than all those Jeeps that those rich, spoiled kids at st.Pauls drive.
guy B: yea i know. you go to their parking lot and all you see are jeeps, maybe the occasional civic or daddy's new BMW
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Japanese minivan sold from mid-eighties to early ninties. Humorous in its kinky demeanor and lack of a "name", the Toyota Van was a spectacle ahead of its time.
Fun facts about the T.V.:
Modern ancestor of the ricer
Arch nemesis of the Cadillac Escalade
Weaknesses include cold weather, rust, and compact discs
Exercise extreme caution when operating crank windows and cassette tape deck
Available in any color, as long as that color is ugly
See also Shaggin Wagon
I got moist in mah special places 'cause some old Toyota Van drove by!
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Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
The mighty Toyota 3ltr 5L
Slow as fuck...
Turbo it and it’s still slow as fuck...
Supercharge it and it’s just a little bit quicker than slow as fuck...
Ya get the point
Did you see how fast the Toyota 5L hilux is going... no I left it at the lights.
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