tug burn

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.

Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!

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collar tug

Somebody does this when they are in an awkward situation, feel guilt or are under pressure. They also make a strange noise and tug on their collar to indicate that they are uncomfortable. This often happens in "The Simpsons"

Homer did the collar tug when he was giving a speech and everyone booed

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tug of water

A tap-turning duel between two people depending on the same water supply at the same time, often resulting in being subjected to scalding, freezing or no water.

Coming in from the cold I rushed into the shower, not realising that Marty was using the other bathroom. In the resultant tug of water, I got boiled, flash-frozen and left high and dry in close succession.

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rub and a tug

While getting rubbed at an adult spa you can throw down a c-note to get that special extra tug.

Yo bitch, I didn't come here for a back rub; I came for a rub and a tug.

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tug o'dump

Playing tug of war with a dog while taking a dump

Ben: "Yo, it's time for another round of tug o'dump with Lexie!"

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Rub and Tug

Rub and Tug. A name for a Massage parlor or place in which after the massage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka Happy Ending

A place or a way in which a man get get "relieved" and it not be considered cheating.

I am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. I am gong for a Rub and Tug.

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tug off

Tugg off is the same as masturbation. You tugg off means that you masturebate off the penis. This is only for males

Person: "Man I'm bored im going to tug off"

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