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It's like Narnia, Hogwarts, Utopia and Neverland all mashed up in one, but cooler.

Guy: Hey, have read Narnia?
Girl: I was in Narnia, but way better... it's called tumblr.

by kankinimas May 18, 2011

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Tumblr

Tumblr used to be a place were teenagers would come to escape reality,express they're feelings with out being judged and could live in originality.

Now days Tumblr is full of fucking indie wannabes who wear fucking beanies,nikes,tie dye tops and claim to listen to Mumford and sons.

Although these fucking idiots claim they have swag and are original they're so fucking stupid that they don't even realise that every other wannabe fucker is dressed in the same ridiculous costume as them which defeats the whole object of being original.

They're so fucking overly stupid that they believe that things like fake lip piercings and Nutella will make them more Indie.

Nigga please sit the fuck down and return Tumblr to its original users. And do not under any circumstances use your real name in your URL you absolute twats.

Boy 1- omg when did you get your lip pierced
Boy 2- It's fake I'm just trying to be tumblr

*girl eating Nutella*
Girl- shit I better take a photo of this and Instagram it so my 43 followers can see how hipster I am

Girl 1- breathing is too mainstream I have to be Tumblr and original

Girl 2-
Girl 1-
Girl 2-
Girl 1-
Girl 2-
Police - so she just died

Girl 2- basically

by Againstindie November 5, 2012

27๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr

A website where 14-27 year old lesbians who are to ugly or annoying to get laid go to complain about issues that are not real.

Some bitch on Tumblr was crying about how i misgendered them again.

by pissbabiesshallend June 17, 2015

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tumblr

a site that gives your computer viruses. don't join it.

I joined tumblr and now my computer crashed!

by squactopus April 4, 2011

76๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


tumblr

The reason I don't have a job.

No, I will not use tumblr in a sentence. Oh, I just did

by blerblines November 1, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr

The most immoral, arrogant, self-conceited websites ever created. This website is used by people who feel the need to be important or stand out of society, often bringing people who have Special Snowflake Syndrome.

John: "What is Tumblr?
Mary: "The Cancer of the Internet."

by Bottom Twink May 28, 2016

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblring

Basically the act of being on tumblr until 4am on a school night

"Why is Clare so tired?"
"She was up all night tumblring"

by Society-Killed-Me June 19, 2014