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A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.
A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.
the act of pulling anal beads out of themselves and inserting them into another
Hey Shiela are you ineterested in a turkish rolo, because if you are, I'm ready!
When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.
Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!
Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.
An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.
I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.
When a man and woman are in the 69 position, they grab each others arms and legs and roll around whilst having wild sex
Those people died while they Turkish Steamroller -ed off a cliff!
When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.
I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.
Like a polish lightbulb but no fleshlight.
Me and Jeff did a Turkish lightbulb now I think I may be gay.