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A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.
A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.
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the act of pulling anal beads out of themselves and inserting them into another
Hey Shiela are you ineterested in a turkish rolo, because if you are, I'm ready!
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When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.
Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!
Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.
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An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.
I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.
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When a man and woman are in the 69 position, they grab each others arms and legs and roll around whilst having wild sex
Those people died while they Turkish Steamroller -ed off a cliff!
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When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.
I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.
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The act where a person with a penis and testicles inserts both organs into either the vagina or the anus of another individual.
We did the turkish blockbuster last night.
Would you like to do the turkish blockbuster?