monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~

Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

twig picker

Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.

My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.

twig

1) v. the act of staying late at school on a semi-voluntary basis. usually results in anorexia, or obesity

2) n. a complete piece of shit

"yo holla, last night i twigged until 3am, i hate my life."

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twig eater

a back-to-nature 1970's hippie type person usually against modern progress.

the protest was led by a twig eater

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twig and berries

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.

You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.

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