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two in the goo one in the poo

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

by barrenGate August 9, 2003

108πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.

Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

by Debbie Hall June 22, 2018


two in the pink, one in the stink

a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.

Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.

by Twist_of_F8 June 14, 2007

101πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021


Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

by Bobby Filet May 1, 2014


two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 26, 2006

54πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


two for the pink one for the stink

1. sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus
2. see shocker

I gave her two for the pink and one for the stink and she was moaning for more

by Seek May 6, 2004

345πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž