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Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.
“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”
“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”
Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.
You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.
A somewhat sexy man with an absolute dumper. Big ass sci fye nerd and does the weirdest shit in public.
Vance why did you do that?
Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.
“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”
one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.
look at his mysterious eyes he must be a Vance
To make sweet sweet love to a couch
"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
To make sweet sweet love to a couch
"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."