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The chocolate on top of a Snickers bar that looks like a vein stretching across an erect penis.
The woke mob are trying to get rid of the Snickers dick vein!
-Tucker Carlson
Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.
Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.
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When your dick is so hard you can't even grab any skin with a pair of pliers,like after the 5th week of boot camp.
On Johnny and Zelda's wedding night he had a Blue Vein Throbber that wouldn't quit.
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The vein in a shrimp that the poop flows through
Don't eat that shrimp! It still has the poopa la-vein in it!
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Russell for 3...,YES!!!
DLoading: "I got ice in my veins..."
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A surprisingly huge forehead vein atop superstar actress Angelina Jolie's forehead. Many scientists have analyzed it and said it resembles Mount Everest. They also have said it comes from having sex with the ridiculously handsome Brad Pitt.
"Yo, you got a bad case of Angelina's forehead vein!"
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my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".
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