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When you make out with your dog and it throws up in your mouth.
My dog gave me a dirty Venus last night
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a really hip place to be. you'll know that you're in the coolest place in the world when you're surrounded by dudes with mustasches drinking pbr wearing american apparel v-necks.
first i saw a hoard of track bikes outside, then there was the incessant drone of a shitty noise band, it didn't take long until i realized i was at a total stache venue
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A band from Salem, Virginia that plays rock music sounding like a mix of Incubus, Saosin, Dead Poetic and/or 30 Seconds to Mars.
The Venus Transit will take you away.
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Directly following anal sex, the testicles are inserted into the wide open sphincter, which immediately contracts around the balls, holding the nutsack hostage in the butthole.
Michelle: Is Joe out of the hospital yet?
Vickie: No, I Venus Nut Trapped him last night. He'll be in there for a while.
Nicole: Serves him right for putting it in your butt.
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This means someone who could do anything at any given moment. Someone who has the balls enough to do anything they want despite what the public would think. Someone who is destined for greatness and who’s future is going to be filled with riches and adventures.
Oooh look she’s going to be a “Fry cook at Venus” she could do anything and be anything she wants.
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when an individual (male or female) is getting their salad tossed (fellatio of the anus area), at a particular moment when the party getting their salad tossed feels that the salad tosser is particularly all up in there, the party getting their salad tossed pushes back and clenches while exclaiming (playfully), "Got your nose!"
Gary: why is your wife such a brown nose?
Bill: ya she's a real freak, she loves the venus butt trap.
The Venus Thigh Trap is experienced when an unsuspecting male is lured by a women into being clinched between her thighs during an intimate (unclothed) or romantic (clothed) encounter. The meaning is a hybrid of the following components:
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant
Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
Man recounting the events of the previous night: "I was making out with Amanda, and one thing led to another. But I really didn't want to sleep with her so I said we should take a break and watch TV. So one moment we were relaxing, and the next thing you know, she had me in a wicked Venus Thigh Trap. After that, I was done for, she had her way with me."
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